Webby 91225

Saturday, September 12, 2015


Monday, November 4, 2013

MY 2nd AMENDMENT SONG

O FIND ME A HOME, WHERE FEW LIBRA-CANS ROAM. 
WHERE A PERSON CAN KEEP WHAT THEY EARN. 
LET IT BE SAID, WE'LL BE TAXED WHEN WE'RE
REPEAL NY SAFE-ACT!
DEAD, 
AND R ASHES ARE PLACED IN AN URN. 

HOME, ALONE AT THE RANGE, 
WHERE FOLKS CAN SHOOT ALL THEIR GUNS
AT TARGETS A-FAR, AND NOT FROM THEIR CAR,
OR AT MOMS, DADS, DAUGHTERS, AND SONS.

WHERE TO WORK IS A RIGHT,
AND YA DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT,
ALL THE UNIONS WITH OUTRAGEOUS DUES.

WHERE LIFE IS A RIGHT,

YOUR NOT KILLED AT FIRST SIGHT
BY A PERSON WHO FEELS THEY CAN CHOOSE.

HOME, ALONE AT THE RANGE,
WHERE FOLKS CAN SHOOT ALL THEIR GUNS
AT TARGETS A-FAR, AND NOT FROM THEIR CAR,
OR AT MOMS, DADS, DAUGHTERS, AND SONS.

WHERE GOD'S IN OUR SCHOOLS,
HE'S ENFORCING THE RULES,
WHERE TEACHERS AND KIDS ARE OKAY
WHERE EVIL IS STOPPED
BEFORE THEY GET SHOT
AND ALL'S WELL, AT THE END OF THE DAY.

HOME, ALONE AT THE RANGE,
WHERE FOLKS CAN SHOOT ALL THEIR GUNS
AT TARGETS A-FAR, AND NOT FROM THEIR CAR,
OR AT MOMS, DADS, DAUGHTERS, AND SONS.


WHERE WE GET HELP FOR THE "NEEDY",
DO AWAY WITH THE GREEDY, 
AND FIND A WAY WHERE WE ALL GET ALONG,
I LONG FOR INSIGHT, SOME FROM THE LEFT
AND SOME FROM THE RIGHT. 
THUS THE REASON I'M SINGIN THIS SONG 

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Are We Running Out Of Americans?

Are We Running Out Of Americans?

Think about it. 
With all of the abortions, (legal) or not. Fewer Americans are being born into this country.
You tell me. Which party mostly supports this practice?

Think about it.
The legalizing of Homosexual "merriages". Fewer Americans being created by natural means.
You tell me. Which party mostly supports this practice?

Think about it.
Then there is "immigration" (reform) or the "open border" policy.
You tell me. Which party mostly supports this practice?

Will we soon be a country of foreign voters, weened, wined, bribed and dined into our political system?
You tell me. Which party mostly supports this practice?
THINK ABOUT IT!
Wake Up, America!

PS;
Oh and while I'm here, REPEAL NY SAFE ACT!

Friday, March 30, 2012

FACEBOOK TIMELINE REMOVAL

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOUR BROWSER;

http://www.fbpurity.com/remove-facebook-timeline.htm

Thursday, March 15, 2012

You Make Me Laugh---(cATS aNd dOgS)


You Make Me Laugh
Thursday, March 15, 2012





Cats and Dogs
*Cat's guide to caring for your human.*
Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures.  And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upwards of seventy to eighty years.  If you follow these simple instructions, you can have your human housetrained in no time.
CLEANLINESS: For some reasons, humans seem to enjoy immersing themselves in running water.  Attempts to get humans to lick themselves clean have proven interesting, if unproductive.
COMMUNICATION: Humans are unable to speak a proper language. Therefore, you should communicate a point loudly, repeatedly, and if at all possible, at about three in the morning. Any attempts at human-to-cat communication can be dealt with by simply ignoring it until it stops.
FEEDING: Morning feeding should start promptly when your human is fast asleep, preferably three or four minutes before the alarm is supposed to go off. Recommended methods of waking your human include: sitting on its face, screaming in its ear, and biting its hair.
MATING: Human mating behavior is fascinating. Unfortunately, humans tend to get easily spooked by prolonged study of courtship rituals, and resort to shoe-throwing behavior.
TOILET TRAINING: A human's natural tendency is to not change your litter box. Although experts in human behavior believe it can be attributed to the "laziness reflex," this can be easily corrected through what is called "shoe therapy." Just remember that a human shoe looks a lot like a human toilet, and you should be fine.
Following these simple tips is the first step towards a long and productive cat/human relationship.
*AND*
*Mind Games for Dogs*
1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU!
Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your human's bedtime.
2. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused.  (Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.)
3.  Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.
4.  Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go 'poo'.  Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag.
5.  When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.
6.  Make your own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while.
7.  Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door.  Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).
8.  When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door.

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/entertainment

*Eye Laugh*
“Openers Banned”

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

The 9/12 : Glenn Beck – The 912 Project

The 9/12 : Glenn Beck – The 912 Project: "God “The propitious smiles of Heaven can never be expected on a nation that disregards the eternal rules of order and right which Heaven itself has ordained.” from George Washington’s first Inaugural address".
 This still holds true today 02/14/2012.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

JESUS THANK YOU !


"Jesus Thank You For This Day" 
                                                                                                             
05:15 AM   9/7/2011

When I wake up in the mornin and get the coffee started about five.
Then about half past the hour,, after this -n- that,
I start to come alive.


My mind picks up on Jesus and
I have to thank and praise Him for this day.
I reflect on all He's done for me,
and the many, many blessings sent my way.


    So Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
     for takin this old sinner as a friend.
     Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
        for I know that we're both winners in the end.


Well I know I don't deserve it,
how He's lightened up the burdens of my soul.
 He knows I'm still a sinner,
and He knows I can't make it on my own.


In all my trials and tribulations, you know  
He's been there through and through,
He didn't give up on me, and He won't give up on you.


     So Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
       for takin this old sinner as a friend.
      Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
     for I know that we're both winners in the end.


I reflect upon the little things,
the things I take for granted don't you see.
Like how the world it keeps on turning
 and the Son still  lights the path for you and me.


Like how He keeps my heart a-beating
 and my lungs they keep on breathing through the night.
But though I'm just a sinner, with Jesus I'm a winner.
 And the devil, well, he ain't gonna win this fight.


      So Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
        for takin this old sinner as a friend.
       Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
     for I know that we're both winners in the end.

  Oh I know we're both winners in the end.

Words by webby 91225