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Friday, October 30, 2009

MY CARBON EMISSIONS:WHAT,WHO AND HOW MUCH

Suppose I started to believe all the hooplah on this Global Warming stuff. And lets just suppose for a minute that I started to feel guilty about my contribution to this supposed problem. How would I go about getting a measurement of greenhouse gasses released by me? Now would I have to purchase some scientific scopes and meters that have been manufactured just for such circumstances? Or is there some sort of "fart chart" that is broken down into increments of time.

Or is an odor monitor readily available? Supposing there is such a device. Would I be charged by

my size, my age, or by the type and amount of food I consume? And then what about eating say, beans one meal then offsetting that with carrots or such? I've heard that these gasses are categorized in units of cubic feet. How would one capture a cubic foot of said gas for measurement and content, knowing that there is probably different classes of gasses from differing types of a*#&^. And we wouldn't want to get away with anything fishy. I would need to keep things on the up&up. Is there any color change in the gas pertaining to carbon content? (This is not a racist question). Just trying to get all the facts. So I can pay my fair share without putting up a stink.

Now supposing I got my gasses classed and contained in a clear cubic foot plastic container, (or should it be glass). Wow so many unanswered questions. Oh well I'm sure some political expert out there is knowledgeble. Maybe Al Gore. He seems to be full it.

I need to know how to put a price on this container of green housegas. Is it priced by the

package at so much per foot, cubic foot, or cubic inch if I have a partial container. I'm pretty sure there would be extra charges for more potent supplies. And differing types of gasses. Oh and can they be mixed together for shippment? You know I have to save where I can. Would this pricing compare to say, the oil or gasoline prices? And would supply and demand have any affect on prices?

Next. Where do I ship this to for proper disposal? Are there specific countries or cities here in this country accepting deliveries of this stuff? What about labling is there a hazard class for these home made gasses?

How much can I store before having to ship? Can I ship Fed-X-X or P-U-Service?

Now tell me who do I make the check out to? Would it be better to pay by credit card? I want a Carbon copy of the invoice if it's not extra$. Will send all carbon copies back on next shippment.

Is there any warrentee on this transaction? I would like to get detailed report on just how my payment plugged the hole in the O zone. And can I file for a refund if it dosen't?

Oh, I almost forgot, should I insure this Package, for how much and with a private Insurer,or will a public plan be good enough?



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